Malcolm Fraser

  • French Teens Made Me Eat Snails

    When you eat escargot prepared by a bunch of high school students at a French metal festival, all shells break loose. It's unclear if Iron Maiden sampled their wares, but I sure did, and I think the chefs at Chateaubriand in Paris should be concerned...

  • Getting Your Ass Kicked In Rural France For Hellfest

    Hipsters, nerds, metalheads, and the cultural touchstone of public urination.

  • Medieval Guys

    Sometimes living in Montréal is like living in a giant Medieval Times. Among the multitudes of dirty hippies and burnouts that congregate on the mountain every weekend, a certain subgroup stands out.