Remember that scene in Cool Hand Luke? Where Paul Newman's eyes hold the might of human suffering like two pools in a depthless ocean? Where he embraces a sulphuric despair using nothing but 50 hard boiled eggs and a perfect face? The scene that makes my own fallopian tubes scream with longing? Well, apparently it's an appetiser now.A photo posted by Gizzi Erskine (@gizzierskine) on Dec 16, 2015 at 8:54am PST
If December is good for anything—and frankly, as yet more drizzle drips down our national arsecrack, the jury's still out—then it is eating the weight of my head in small oranges. Why you'd put a peelable fruit on a chopping board is anybody's guess, but each to their own. Their own orange. You can keep the fuck away from mine.I love the smell of tangerines. It reminds me of childhood when we were together at home for the christmas holiday. A photo posted by davide (@da.vi.de) on Dec 17, 2015 at 5:46am PST
Any idea what we're looking at here? Are these Bitcoins? Is this that new fossil they dug up on Vancouver Island the other day? Are we watching the death throes of the world's largest bed bug? Is that a colourised version of Tupac's autopsy photo? Whatever it is, it looks sort of delicious. Sort of.A photo posted by Food Yummy (@yummiology) on Dec 17, 2015 at 5:43am PST
Looks at thumbnail. Oh look, someone's dropped a bit of rolling tobacco on a semen-soaked cricket ball. Opens image to full size. Ah, my mistake. It's a Florida citrus-glazed doughnut with dulce de leche and almond crumble. Delicious.Summer isn't even close. #justdoit @beachcraftsobe Florida Citrus Glazed Doughnuts with dulce de leche and Almond crumble. Spotlight on @foodiemagician for the pic. UNLOKT - Dough Bros. #unlokt #foodie #foodporn #foodgasm #foodcoma #igfoodie #instafood #miami #mia #305 #local #locallovemia #food #nom #foodpic #foodpics #foodies #foodphotography #yummy #fatty #miamifoodie #foodgasm #foodstagram #unloktmia #miafoodie #doughnuts #donuts A photo posted by Unlokt Miami (@unlokt_miami) on Dec 17, 2015 at 10:13am PST
A photo posted by Best Of Vegan (@bestofvegan) on Dec 17, 2015 at 9:12am PST
A sedimentary rock is a land structure formed by the deposition of material at the Earth's surface and within bodies of water. A gallstone is a concretion of bile components in the gallbladder, often formed as a result of high cholesterol. What we're looking at here is the very centre of that Venn diagram.Test kitchen snapshot of our easy-slice Christmas dinner parcel, which is guaranteed to impress your guests. We've wrapped turkey breast, sausage meat and cranberry sauce in streaky bacon to make this all-in-one main course. Find the recipe in the latest December issue of the mag or online (link in bio) #christmas #bbcgoodfood #tripletested #gftestkitchen A photo posted by BBC Good Food (@bbcgoodfood) on Dec 16, 2015 at 2:58am PST
Raymond Blanc's vegetarian option appears to be five spare guitar picks, some grated mozzarella, a blob of mayonnaise, and a triangle of creme brûlée. In short, I'd totally eat that.A photo posted by Raymond Blanc OBE (@raymondblanc) on Dec 11, 2015 at 2:57am PST
Sweet Lord, it's a treasure map to egg-bound, gluten treasure.Pesto pasta at home. # A photo posted by Laura López (@lauraponts) on Dec 14, 2015 at 5:29am PST
Can you eat something small enough to grow on a freckle? Can you eat something that could get lost on an eyelash? Can you eat something so small that sperm consider it a picnic venue? Probably not. Especially as it might just be Photoshop.A delicate world, That elegance and strength meet On my fingertip #fingertipfungi
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I once went out with a man who went spearfishing. On our second ever date, he drove me to the top of an island, cooked dinner on a gas cannister, opened beers with his teeth, and then we sat in the boot of his car, wrapped in towels, and watched shooting stars streak across the sky. This is not that man.@fdtaljaard / #kingfish #yellowtail #shoredive #southafrica #apnea #freediving #spearfishing A photo posted by Spearfishing International (@spearfishing_international) on Dec 17, 2015 at 12:00am PST