Serena Dominguez
Turkey Crime Is Plucked Up
Punching out old ladies with frozen turkeys is not the best way to rob people, especially on Thanksgiving.
Rule Number One of Meat Thievery: Don't Fall Asleep
Breaking into a butcher shop and stealing sausages might sound like a great idea when you're faded, but there's always the risk of curling up and falling asleep mid-crime.
