bad dates
All the Terrible Things I’ve Seen While Bartending on Valentine’s Day
“I barged the toilet door to find this girl, one leg on the disabled bar, being humped over the toilet by the busser.”
My Brief Foray into Lesbian Speed Dating
I'd never been on a date with a woman before, I hate people, and I hate talking to people—what could possibly go wrong?
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An Open Letter to the Guy I Went on Two Dates with and Blew Off
The first time we met, for two seconds at a party, I already suspected I wouldn’t be attracted to you. I remember thinking, His head looks really, really heavy. You have a large head. Also, you suck at boobplay.
Before Midnight Makes You Want to See More
And more never-ending film stuff from the Grolsch Film Works blog.
What’s the Worst Date You’ve Ever Been On?
Laughing at strangers' pathetic pangs of existential loneliness.
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