lunch meat
This Guy Keeps Leaving Bags of Pee-Soaked Bologna on Neighbors' Doorsteps
"They're actually moving out because they're tired of it."
Immigration Detainees in California Were Given Rancid Meat While in Custody
Department of Homeland Security inspections have revealed that two Orange County facilities served rotten cold cuts to those detained for their immigration status.
Turkey Lunchables Oscar Recipe
Classic Veal Oscar gets Fat Prince-ified with the addition of Kool-Aid glazed asparagus, Béarnaise sauce, and Pringle-Oreo dirt. Bon appétit.
Crack Is Even More Whack When You Steal $50,000 Worth of Lunch Meat to Buy It
An Arkansas truck driver recently admitted that he had traded a trailer full of tens of thousands of dollars of lunch meat for an unspecified amount of crack. SMH.
The Teddy Goalsevelt Guide to Eating at the World Cup
It's me, Teddy Goalsevelt, reluctant World Cup sensation and unofficial US Soccer team mascot. Here are my tips for eating around Brazil so you can optimize your time for watching the game and still eat like a champion before the final game on Sunday.