macrobiotic
It's Too Easy to Mock Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop
I love Goop. Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle platform might have been its own punchline since it launched, but to me, it's pure escapism. Haters will hate, but with her emotional water and sugar-free baking, she is bigger than all of us.
Elvis Presley Platter
It'll be just like you're hanging out with The King, shitting yourselves to death in Heaven.
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