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Dude Falls Asleep in Bar Bathroom and Has to Call 911 to Get Out
There are bad nights, and then there are BAD nights.
Jeff Sessions accidentally narced on his secret anti-weed meeting
Jeff Sessions wants to prosecute leakers, but this week he accidentally leaked his own confidential memo about how he plans to take down weed in the United States.
Forbes '30 Under 30' Conference Website Exposed Attendees' Personal Information
A former honoree discovered a security flaw in Forbes’ system that revealed phone numbers, emails, and date of birth.
Kevin Durant Might Have a Fake Twitter Account for the Haters
A Twitter user asked Durant why he left OKC and he got real blunt and maybe a little too third-persony.
A New York City Education Department Employee Got Caught Mining Bitcoin at Work
It doesn't appear as though he got fired.
Guy Smokes Wife in the Face with Baseball During Dreaded Gender Reveal
These are officially a thing now, and people can't stop fucking them up.
A Technical Issue Made People Think Comcast Had Brought on the Post-Net Neutrality Apocalypse
Many Comcast users were unable to access archive.org, which led people to sound the censorship sirens.
Remembering That Time a Dude Unknowingly Spent $20 Million On Two Pizzas
Bitcoin Pizza Day is all about recognizing the magic of exchange rates and cryptocurrencies.
Uh, Did Someone Leave US Surveillance Drone Feeds Live on the Public Internet?
If it isn’t a live feed, then what is it? A simulation? A prerecorded loop?
Soccer Player Who Thanked His Wife and His Girlfriend Now Says He Calls His Daughter His Girlfriend
Mohammed Anas thanked both his wife and his girlfriend after being named Man of the Match. He then came up with a pretty interesting excuse.
How a Spilled Soda Grounded an American Airlines Flight
As if air travel isn't stressful enough, imagine some rogue ginger ale sending your flight into chaos.