PISS
Pissin’ Out the Pain
I’d never been happier to relieve myself in a jailhouse bullpen full of dirty men. I pissed for about five minutes and felt great. Then I finished and looked around like, “Fuck worrying about going to hell… I’m already in hell.”
Urine for a Treat
When was the last time you pissed yourself? Oh, when you were eight? Get real, friend; it was last weekend and we all know about it. Now that you're all ashamed, here are some stories about other people who pissed themselves to cheer you up.
Hey Ron! - Should I Sell My Piss and Dirty Panties?
We’re in a recession for crying out loud. Times are hard and everybody has to have a hustle, even if that hustle involves urine-soaked dirty drawers. I won't hate if you do it, just don't put a return address on your pee and panties package.
Would You Piss on the BRITs if It Was on Fire?
Getting a person's-eye view of British pop music today.
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Cooking Up a War? Don't Forget the Piss
People are understandably upset after video emerged of what appears to be U.S. Marines urinating on Afghan corpses. If they're surprised, however, they need to pick up a history book.
Jim Morrison’s Piss Plaque
Forty years ago the Lizard King pissed right where your plate of spaghetti is.
The Hold-up
Set in east London, this story is for the most part true. Some of the names have been changed to protect the guilty.
Peace of Piss
Don't get me wrong, I know the war is bad, but the anti-war march in London last month stank of piss.