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What It's Like to Get Sued by a Waiter
I know it’s just fucking money, but he sued us for so much and we had so many expenses opening a second restaurant. We’re still paying him off in installments.
How to Throw a Party Like a Legendary Soho Members’ Club Owner
"Have white wine because it’s easier to clean."
Celebrations, Roses, Quality Street, or Miniature Heroes? I Ate Every Chocolate in Four Selection Tins
I did it for you, dear reader. I did it for Christmas.
We Spoke to a Chef Who Has Made 143 Types of Mac and Cheese
Luc Martin's 143rd creation is the stuff of dreams (or nightmares): a mac-and-cheese-stuffed sausage.
How to Make the Ultimate Party Tablescape with Stuff from a 99 Cent Store
A tablescape like this one will elevate your party game to a level on par with a combination of Sandra Lee and Corey Worthington.
Life Advice from the Legendary Parisian Waiter Who Has Served More Famous Artists Than You
"We had to hide bottles of alcohol under the tablecloths so they wouldn't steal them."
Confessions of a New York City Food Delivery Guy
I spend all hours of the day and night accepting your requests for someone to pick up your delicious food and bring it to your doorstep. This is what it's like up until the moment you get it.
Hangover (and Party) Advice from the Guy Who Tattooed Kurt Cobain
Henk Schiffmacher's worst hangover ever involves an opium den, a prostitute, an STD, and a torn frenulum. Oh, and he vomited bile for two days.
This Is the Secret to Finding and Keeping Good Line Cooks
It all boils down to one simple thing: respect.
The Nutcracker: An Erotic Fairytale
In bed with the nutcracker, thoughts danced through Marie's head: "This is wrong. This can't be real. Will I get splinters?"
I Made Christmas Dinner from Scratch at the Waitrose Cookery School and It Almost Killed Me
Do not attempt while hungover AF.
A Visual Guide to All the Calories in Your Christmas Cocktails
There’s no way you’d survive December if wasn’t for the pleasantly soothing effects of booze. But you can't blame your family for your end-of-the-year muffin top, which is why we created a visual guide to keeping your liquid caloric intake to a minimum.