Adult behavior

  • Why I'm Terrified of Mashed Potatoes

    I'd quite literally die if I didn't eat food. But mashed potatoes are the one foodstuff that makes me want to vomit myself inside out. I should probably see a behavioral therapist, but there's no hope for me.

  • I Infiltrated the Online Community of Adult Picky Eaters

    The online community of PEAs—adult picky eaters who only consume a handful of bland foods—is incredibly active but secretive.

  • You Can Stop Arguing with Your Partner If You Feed Them

    A recent study found that married couples have more resentment towards one another when their blood sugar is low. Whenever you start squabbling with your better half, just throw them a snack.

  • Adults with Candy

    Eating candy as an adult is a cognizant choice towards a non-optimal food source. If you can’t show restraint, you deserve your self-induced diabetes and cavity mouth. But eating candy is the most adult thing a person can do.

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