Lunatic Soccer Mascot Will Not Stop Until All the Children are Gone

#Kingsley invades #ThistleSquare pic.twitter.com/hupkW5SidG
— PartickThistle FC (@ThistleTweet) June 30, 2015

In what at least one handsome observer described as something out of a Godzilla film, but with a lunatic soccer mascot instead of a giant dinosaur lizard or whatever, Partick Thistle mascot Kingsley chased small children through a courtyard. The terror is palpable, and the bloodlust is written across Kingsley's face in the pen of a serial killer.

Area adults, no doubt the same adults who deny climate change, seemed unconcerned as the future of this planet ran away from this monstrosity inspired by the sun. The situation is ongoing and we will update as needed, but if some hero could maybe just knock Kingsley over, we might avoid further disaster.