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Eight Things Worth the Same Amount as Candy Crush
King Digital Entertainment—the company behind Candy Crush—is being sold to Activision Blizzard for $5.9 billion. Here's what else you could buy with that cash.
Back in 1978, Richard Branson bought Necker Island off the coast of Puerto Rico for a scoop at £117,000 [$180,000]. An estimated £6.5 million [$10 million] spent on developing the island's infrastructure brings that total up to £7.15 million [$11 million] including all the standards: tennis court, helipad, and a palatial Balinese-style villa. That might sound like a lot to your unadjusted brain, but within the silicone valley world that's 1/504 of King Digital Entertainment or in layman's terms "peanuts."
Meanwhile an actual, physical, interplanetary space mission to Mars cost NASA $2.47 billion. That's right, a journey into outer space cost half as much as a digital company responsible for creating a game in which you move virtual shapes around a screen. Sure, a trip to Mars is probably a waste of money too, but at least it's money being used to actually achieve something, not moving a set of pixels up and down so you don't have to think about your life.
Though the festival famously barely cuts a profit, Michael Eavis admitted in 2008 that it costs about £22 million [$34 million] a year to put on. That's not too shoddy for a festival with a population the size of Brighton, and it still only costs 1/172ndth of the price of Candy Crush.
The beautiful game get's a hard time for its excesses, but compared to Candy Crush, FIFA's really dealing with small potatoes. Take Manchester United for example. At just £2.3 billion [$3.5 billion] net worth, you could be forgiven for thinking it's a youth league team and not a Premier League squad with a more than sizable fan base.
Edvard Munch's profound depiction of man's alienation in a world beyond comprehension is the 11th most expensive painting ever sold, going for $119.9 milllion back in 2012. That means you could buy it 48 times over for the same price as King Digital Entertainment. Or you could numb the pain of existence by moving some cartoon diamonds around a 3.5-inch screen.
If shiny glass protrusions funded by Quatari billionaires is more your cup of tea, £3.8 billion [$5.8 billion] could pay the contract costs for approximately eight-and-a-half Shards. Because nothing says money well spent like pointless skyscrapers blighting London's skyline.
On the topic of dubious decisions made by the Mayor of London, for $5.9 billion you could evict a couple of hundred people from their homes and build ten Olympic stadiums.
For the same amount Activision Blizzard paid for King Digital, you could have paid all the bonuses for HSBC bankers during the year 2015 and still have a million left over. That said, you would not have been able to pay off the £500 billion [$770 billion] injected by the taxpayer after the financial crash in 2008.