A photo posted by Андрей Рудьков (@darkzip) on Feb 11, 2016 at 9:08pm PST
What's that? A round of snot globules in a hard blue shell, covered in citric acid? Someone call the boner police because I think I just witnessed a grievous bodily aphrodisiac.[CONTESTTIME] Tag two of your friends, on Facebook too, for a chance to win a gift certificate @thursdaysmontreal. We draw on Monday, and guess what? That's when they have 1$ #oysters!!! #MtlFoodDivas #MontrealFoodDivas A photo posted by Montreal Food Divas (@mtlfooddivas) on Feb 11, 2016 at 1:41pm PST
Nice try with your "Cupid's Arrows," pal but I know a strawberry bellend on a string of anal beads when I see one.A photo posted by Tennille (@frugalista_mamas) on Feb 11, 2016 at 11:54pm PST
My love of boiled and baked bread knows no bounds. It is timeless and endless, it is sometimes sprinkled in poppy seeds and sometimes adorned with onion. My love of boiled and baked bread knows no bounds. It is an everlasting, heavenly union.#Heartshapedbagels at #bagelsandbeans #bagels #valentines A photo posted by msmwape (@msmwape) on Feb 11, 2016 at 11:53pm PST
A photo posted by @edward_nicolas on Feb 7, 2016 at 5:30am PST
Being single's wicked isn't it? All that jam. All that sweet 90s party jam. Who needs a life-sized, human-shaped hot water bottle and a vibrator when you've got a packet of heart-shaped jam, right? Who needs companionship, romance, love, and affection when you can bite through three centimetres of hot buttered wheat and a smear of strawberry ooze?Good morning Friday!! ❤️ #goodmorning #friday #almosttheweekend #love #hearts #aniversary #valentines #valentinesweekend # A photo posted by Dawn (@dawny_bermingham) on Feb 11, 2016 at 11:53pm PST
Will you "Spoil" some "Good Pals" while screaming, "Be Mine! Be Mine! All Mine!" into the careless, inky night; your mouth frothing with a rabid fountain of coloured sherbet, your tears streaked with food colouring, the mournful refrain of, "True Love, True Love, True Lips" dropping from your tongue like rain?A photo posted by Anna (@annahubmann) on Feb 12, 2016 at 12:17am PST
What better emblem of Valentine's Day could there possibly be than one-legged, mudflat-nesting shrimp eaters that, to quote everybody's favourite online encyclopedia: "display to each other by stretching their necks upwards, then uttering calls while head-flagging, and then flapping their wings"? After all, the "displays do not seem to be directed towards an individual but instead occur randomly." Random displays of flagging and flapping—that's my dating technique. That's it in a nutshell.A photo posted by Veuve Clicquot (@veuveclicquot) on Feb 9, 2016 at 9:28am PST
That's right. It's a heart. A giant, unbeating, bloody heart ripped untimely from the chest of a cow. Happy Valentine's Day, gang. Be careful what you wish for.Have a HEART this Valentine's Day and spoil your valentine with the best meat in Jones County! #theknightbutcher #iliveinlaurel #beefheart A photo posted by The Knight Butcher (@theknightbutcher) on Feb 3, 2016 at 11:30am PST