On February 29, which happens once every four years (duh!), it is traditional for straight women to ask straight men to marry them. This is different from the other 365 days of the year, when custom dictates that those same, petrified straight men are the ones who, in the panic following an argument, should be the ones to make the biggest mistake of their lives and ask the woman to get married. Know what I mean, fellas? Am I right or what? She's the old ball and chain, isn't she? Don't worry, I'm here all week.
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