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The news is part boring and part overwhelming, so here's a quick list of all the stuff we thought was significant today:– Narcissists "irritating but successful"– Donald Trump joked that David Lynch's career is over after he discussed his presidency– NHS among the worst in the Western world at preventing avoidable deaths– Ancestry websites are bullshit, says DNA expert– One in two children under two supposedly has their own tablet, MP report shows (?????????)– Women's top reproductive worries revealed by Public Health England– NHS staff smokers cost £200 million a year to the health service in fag breaks and sick days– Miz Cracker and Aja from 'Drag Race; have their own shows– The IT sequel has found its adult Henry Bowers