​Accused Rapist Offers to ‘Whip Out’ His Micropenis to Judge to Show It’s Too Small

A man accused in a sexual assault-and-choking trial reportedly offered to "whip out" his penis to a judge Tuesday, claiming his only defense is that his micro-penis was simply too small to assault somebody with.

According to the National Post, 44-year-old Jacques "Porkchop" Rouschop, who has two previous sexual assault convictions and a history of violence (both inside and out of prison), reportedly told Ontario Superior Court Justice Robert Smith that he "has the penis of a seven-year-old." "I'm not making this up. I can whip it out and show you," Rouschop said—an offer Judge Smith declined. "I'm not agreeing to allow you to whip it out," Smith said. Rouschop believes that his penis, which allegedly only measures one-inch flaccid, and two inches erect, would make him incapable of being the man behind the rape and choking of two Vanier, Ontario sex workers, whose names are under publication ban. According to the Post, both complainants described being choked until they blacked out, and then being raped in the back seat of Rouschop's pickup truck. Both told the court they thought they were going to die, and couldn't remember the size of his penis. Rouschop claims that it was all a consensual matter, and has asked for a formal doctor's examination of his penis to confirm that he was incapable of committing the crime. He also says that a botched surgery he had when he was a child made his penis the way it is. Still, the Crown has raised concerns if the examination of his penis was actually done correctly, and has questioned whether Rouschop had prepped before the nurse's examination to make his penis appear smaller. Notably, the case has been overshadowed by that fact that Rouschop, who is an admitted and convicted serial thief, is the prime suspect in the homicide of another sex worker, Amy Paul, who was killed on September 3, 2013. Rouschop claims innocence in this case, too, arguing that he couldn't have killed Paul because he was too busy stealing tractors (the thefts were reportedly caught on security tape). The trial continues Wednesday.

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