However, there is no mystery as to the role of the pickle/cucumber emoji. After all, few people have sent the eggplant emoji as a request for, you know, baba ganoush. Thanks for an alternative visual euphemism for a dick, Unicode! (Though let's be real—there are some men whose assets would be better symbolized by the carrot.)Sorry we've been quiet today. We've been busy thinking of all the ways to use the potato emoji in our future tweets. pic.twitter.com/9yMf9er2w6
— Marc Jacobs (@marcjacobs) June 2, 2016
There's finally going to be a pickle emoji, wonder if it will unseat the eggplant as the preferred pseudo phallus — & (@calamityjamie_) June 1, 2016
A kiwi will be right there waiting for you if you need to symbolize hairy green fruit without bothering to type all four letters of "k-i-w-i"—and maybe as a nod to New Zealanders.The egg, peanut, and shrimp emojis are more practical than they may seem at first; all three are common allergens, and emojis have been discussed by researchers as a practical means of identifying ingredients or potential contaminants in food in a universal way.Bout to send yo girl the purple pickle emoji
— Eddie is 5'13 (@HoopsOverHoes_) June 2, 2016
But hell, feel free to express your love of garlic shrimp or Benedicts with them, too.READ MORE: Food Allergy Emojis Could Be Coming to Smartphones and Menus
Now for the international foodstuffs. The French get the croissant and a baguette, while the Spanish get what appears to be a paella. There's also a "stuffed flatbread" that looks like all kinds of late-night, face-stuffing fare; perhaps a döner or falafel. You'd think Berlin street food fanatics would be pleased, but some find the lack of German sausage in the update very conspicuous.when the new emoijis come all I will need is the egg emoji. egg has all emotions. egg is powerful. egg — shan |-/ (@undercoversivan) June 3, 2016
Germany SNUBBED as new emoji set contains croissants, paella but NO WURST (döner is in tho) https://t.co/JuU0ynSxBK pic.twitter.com/SJsYAAwWAe
— Tom Barfield (@tombarfield) June 3, 2016
But come on guys—there's no sausage because it would render the eggplant (and now the pickle) obsolete. Offering a sausage emoji is inching dangerously close to including a straight-up penis emoji, and ain't no woman got time to deal with all of the unwanted texts that that would inevitably inspire.Oh, and there's a glass of water emoji. After all, hydration is crucial. But hey, so are croissants. Throw them all in the new shopping cart emoji and call it a group text.Can someone give me a legit reason as to why there's not a sausage emoji? — Andy Smart (@djcolatron) June 2, 2016