Prince isn't dead—he's just plating up lego cubes of cabbage jelly for James Brown, David Bowie, and Cilla Black.Octopus with amaranth and purple cabbage jelly & mayo by @lvin1stbite #TheArtOfPlating
A photo posted by The Art of Plating (@theartofplating) on Jul 20, 2016 at 5:48am PDT
You know what I love? I just love getting the girls over to watch a couple of Dave Benson Phillips' best of videos over a cup of gunge. Nobody ever eats the green cake, of course, because I always end up accidentally smattering it with moss and bits of old conker. But the gunge goes down a treat, hot or tepid.Two favorites in one cake: Tea and Passion Fruit Green velvet matcha cake with passion fruit frosting and curd ! Recipe in my blog: www.elciervo.co . Direct link in my profile. Esp: La receta para este pastel de tercipelo verde y té matcha, con cubierta de queso crema y maracuyá está en mi blog. Link en mi perfil. A photo posted by Julián Ángel (@historiasdelciervo) on Jul 20, 2016 at 11:03am PDT
Sometimes, it can seem hard to carb-load when the sweat off your breasts has created a lagoon around your fly button. But friends, a bit of warm weather is absolutely no reason to take your eye off the starch ball. Take a tip from our friends in Italy and combine perspiring man tits with wheat, egg, chili, tomato, basil, and of course, a toothpick.A photo posted by anett * (@anettvelsberg) on Jul 20, 2016 at 12:34pm PDT
I think I'd rather go for a smear test in a Sports Direct than be the person who came up with the name "Ovomaltine Cake." But, credit where credit's due—these cakes do look like some sort of shuffling deck from Grotbags' poker night and I have now Googled "Lapis Surabaya" to see if it is, indeed, another word for rabbit sorbet.Meet our lovely handcrafted cakes where every single bites are warmly baked and served with heart. Sweet Escape cakes are all homemade from fresh and fine quality ingredients. Our cakes range from traditional cakes such as Lapis Surabaya, Lapis Legit, Bolu Keju, and Kue Mocca to modern cakes like Mille Crepes, Nutella Ferrero Cake, Ovomaltine Cake,Kahlua Cake, and many more. #cake #sweet #crepes #baking #food #foodporn #filterstudios #jakarta #indonesia A photo posted by Filter Studios (@filter.studios) on Jul 21, 2016 at 9:36pm PDT
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Me and the lads, right, Kenny and Dez and Big Paul, we was all out for a big one. Dez's getting his electronic tag off on Thursday and Ken's had that ingrown hair excavated, so we went off down The Moon Lagoon. But you know Big Paul, can't take yeast, not since Linda. So I was like, don't worry BP you rolling prick, I'll just bring a Tupperware with some of Binj's yeast-free fuckers and we'll be laughing. Ended up in a lift at the NCP carpark by 2 AM but it was well worth it.
I've said it before and I'll say it again—it is not the gluten in your deep-fried, sugar-coated snack that is the problem. It's the enormous stalks of lavender you're using to brush out your intestines with afterwards.A photo posted by Kath And Jade. (@panaceas_pantry) on Jul 20, 2016 at 2:29am PDT
If you're not serving your mushroom pâté with a small collection of recently removed tonsils then you're doing brunch wrong.This weekend I'm making this delicious mushroom pate! Recipe from #thegoldendoor #cookbook sooooo good!! #food #foodstyling #foodphotography #heathyfood #healthy #foodstylingphotography A photo posted by Ainsley Johnstone (@ainsjohnstone) on Jul 21, 2016 at 8:59pm PDT
My father once laid a bet with his friend Davos, when they were living in Sydney, that he couldn't eat enough sweet corn for his faeces to reassemble into a fully formed corn cob. My father won that bet but I think that as the recipient of that story, we're all winners.Corn with nduja @xiringuito_margate
A photo posted by Freddie Janssen (@freddielookatme) on Jul 20, 2016 at 9:53am PDT
OK, I get it. It's hot. Too hot to walk up stairs, let alone do any serious exercise. And yet this heat has made me hornier than a toad in an antler farm. So if that means changing my bedding every night, then that is what I'll do. And, what the hell, afterwards we can all go get ice cream.#food #foodporn #buzzfeedfood #delish #icecream #life #lifestylephotography #canon #dslr #dslrphotography #foodstyling #foodiegram #foodiesofinstagram #instagram #good #thelafotografa #cone #moments A photo posted by LA Fotografa | Brittanie Renoj (@thelafotografa) on Jul 21, 2016 at 8:57pm PDT