This is precisely how I like to forage for my dinner. Sweating through the urban wilderness to try and find just a morsel, a scrap to keep me running, keep me sharp.A photo posted by Lisbyk (@ucaneatit) on Dec 1, 2016 at 8:22pm PST
You call it a smørrebrød, I call it a topless sandwich. You call it an open face sandwich, and I'll call it a topless lunch break. Or a tits-out dinner. My Auntie Steve (sure, deal with it) used to recommend to me that when I finally settled down with a man, it should be with a "fella with a lovely open face." I never quite understood what that meant, but am proud to announce that my current boyfriend does have a face approximately 7 metres wide, so fingers crossed.A photo posted by Shereen (@thefway37_food) on Dec 2, 2016 at 12:17am PST
If I'm going to get lost in the Hampton Court Maze for 16 hours with nowhere to piss and nothing to read, you better believe that it's going to take more than a slice of green tea cake to cheer me up. Probably a ladder. And a Thermos. And, what the hell, a hand job.A photo posted by Matcha Green Tea Shop (@zenwonders_matcha) on Dec 1, 2016 at 9:41pm PST
I'd happily eat deep fried dust if it came with enough salt, grease, and a glass of wine on the side. Honestly, just tip the contents of a hoover bag, ashtray, your gym bag, a pillowcase, your coat pockets, and a drainpipe into some batter, add a glass of £3.99 wine and I'm livin' la vida loca.A photo posted by Elle Vernon (@d_elleicious) on Dec 2, 2016 at 12:15am PST
A photo posted by Янина (@ioanina_n) on Dec 2, 2016 at 12:15am PST
In the words of our dearly beloved, tragically departed heir to the purple throne Prince, there are 21 positions in a one night stand. And one of them is trying to subtly take one sock off with your other toe, while sliding under the duvet.A photo posted by Alain Salamano (@petitprincebcn) on Dec 2, 2016 at 12:13am PST
Now this is a game of Trivial Pursuit I can get behind. Give me a purple question Carol, and let's see what I might win.A photo posted by Jonathan Lim (@jonathanlwe) on Dec 1, 2016 at 11:53pm PST
A photo posted by Studio Gi - Food Photography (@mr_foodphotography) on Dec 2, 2016 at 12:13am PST
Talking of fish, lime a huge fan. (Get it? Lime? As in "I'm?" As in "I am?" Oh forgeddit).A photo posted by Alain Salamano (@petitprincebcn) on Dec 2, 2016 at 12:13am PST
And tonight, ladies and gentleman, the creased face carnivore himself, Mr Gordon Ramsay, will be serving up a hard square of lawn trimmings, a single Quaver, a spot of pistachio-flavoured toothpaste, and some figs. Thank you Gordon. Thanks a lot.A photo posted by Gordon Ramsay (@gordongram) on Nov 30, 2016 at 1:24am PST
A photo posted by Ксения Шикина (@schikkina) on Dec 2, 2016 at 12:12am PST
I see that deep clean of the cupboard under the sink is going well.A photo posted by Rider (@ksbigfoot) on Dec 1, 2016 at 5:11pm PST
I'm not absolutely sure if this is a cake or one of those revolting Royal Dalton figurines virgin aunts keep in their faux mahogany corner cupboards to collect dust, right next to the brass effect carriage clock and ceramic restoration lady on a swing scenes.A photo posted by Polly (@pollykosheleva) on Dec 1, 2016 at 8:55pm PST