Food theft
‘Slimeball’ Diner Caught On Camera Stealing a Steak In a Napkin
“What type of person will take a steak and watch the juice drip off and then wrap it in a linen napkin?”
Drunk Florida Woman Steals a Live Lobster from Red Lobster
If you steal a lobster, you don't get the Cheddar Bay Biscuits, and really, that's sort of the whole point, isn't it?
$1.2 Million Fajita Theft Scheme Uncovered by Texas Prosecutors
That is a very large quantity of fajitas.
Stealing Food to Survive Is Not a Crime in Italy
A homeless man in Genoa finally caught a break this week when Italy’s Supreme Court of Cassation ruled that the act he committed was “not a crime” because it was committed “in the face of the immediate and essential need for nourishment.”
That Viral Tweet About Stealing All of Burger King's Nuggets Was a Hoax
Earlier in the week, before Correa came forward and exposed the hoax for what it is, the Internet was hailing him as the “Chicken King”—sort of a Robin Hood amongst American fast-food workers.
Meat Theft Is Rampant as Food Prices Rise in Canada
Whether it be steak, oysters, or Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese, food thieves rarely miss the chance to make some quick cash on the black market of food.
These Italian Criminal Masterminds Heisted $875,000 Worth of Parmesan
In what is most certainly a grim sign of food depravity, a clandestine group of criminals were recently arrested by Italian authorities for the heinous act of stealing roughly €785,000 (US $875,000) worth of the nation’s delicious, iconic Parmigiano.
Mysterious Teen Burglars Are Stealing Denver's Hot Pockets and Netflix
That’s right, the shadowy specter has an unwavering hunger for the precious snacks and 'Cowboy Bebop' episodes of unsuspecting Coloradans.
Someone Is Stealing Parisian Hipsters' Chickens
One trendy and eco-friendly restaurant in Paris has experienced the theft of six of their live chickens. Who is stealing this poultry and what gives?
A Greedy Russian Cat Spoiled $1,000 Worth of Fine Seafood
Earlier this week, a stray Russian cat inhabiting the Vladivostock airport snuck into the airport's delicatessen and hit its fish counter hard, resulting in a grand's worth of wasted seafood.