50 Shades of Grey
The '50 Shades of Grey' Musical is Rated R for Reductive
Three years after 50 Shades of Grey burst onto the scene and turned every mid-40s maternal brunch into a place where people shared safe words and discussed the finer points of rope play, a 50 Shades "parody" musical cottage industry has...
Implausible Literary Halloween Costumes No One Will Recognize
The Judge from Blood Meridian: One cool thing to do on Halloween is to act like a total dick to everybody and pretend it’s just part of your costume. Considering that the Judge is one of the biggest loudmouth brutes in all of literature, why not...
The VICE Guide to the Books of 2012
Apparently '50 Shades of Grey' wasn't the only book to come out this year.
Nimrod Visits Downton Abbey
Our misunderstood British friend visits the Season 3 press conference for 'Downton Abbey' to find out why there aren't any black or Asian people on the show. A woman we're pretty sure was Shirley MacLaine tells him that he asked the show's creators the...
What 50 Shades of Grey Is Actually Like
Voila, here are 50 shades of Grey, ranging from 20% luminosity to 70% luminosity. I like to think Richard Serra would be proud.
Fan Fiction Is for Fuckfaces
Here is a sampling of my favorite top-ranked fan fiction stories, which your aunt will soon be secretly masturbating to.