animal husbandry

  • You Don't Want to Watch This Guy Pull Your Pork

    Curious about how artificial insemination works on farms, I spoke to to a guy who gives handjobs to pigs and then sells their sperm off to be slipped into sows.

  • Russia Says It Has Developed a Cow That Doesn't Need to Eat

    With a ban on Western food imports still in effect, Russia has developed some novel solutions to its meat shortage. According to state-run media, breeders have engineered a cow that can survive without eating for long stretches of time.

  • Vodka, Red Bull, and Incest on the Oregon Cattle Drive

    The patriarch of the herd was a proud Red Angus nicknamed Red Bull. He had a son we aptly named Vodka, an ornery Black Angus kept apart from the rest of the herd because all the cows were related to him, and he desperately wanted to have sex with them.

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