Asparagus
Fat Prince: Lunchables Veal Oscar with Michael Voltaggio and Matthew Gray Gubler
Joined by Ink.'s Michael Voltaggio and Matthew Gray Gubler of 'Criminal Minds,' Andy Milonakis makes Veal Oscar using Lunchables, king crab legs, and Kool Aid-glazed white asparagus.
Turkey Lunchables Oscar Recipe
Classic Veal Oscar gets Fat Prince-ified with the addition of Kool-Aid glazed asparagus, Béarnaise sauce, and Pringle-Oreo dirt. Bon appétit.
These Wild Asparagus Harvesters Were Mistaken for Violent Criminals
Six police cars sped out to the site of the pending crime only to find that these knife-wielders were not exactly violent—towards humans, anyway.
We Spoke to the Man Who Crashed a Drone Full of Asparagus in the Netherlands
Every year, restaurant owner Roland Peijenburg finds an innovative way to ferry the first asparagus of spring to his kitchen. This year, he chose a drone—but things quickly went down in flames.
Girl Eats Food: Aphrodisiacs
Jo Fuertes-Knight goes on a mission to find out whether traditional aphrodisiacs can actually set your libido aflame—or if it's all just a sexy myth.
Asparagus Can Predict Your Future
Making your urine smell ungodly isn't asparagus' only superpower. It can predict your future, too. I traveled the width of England to meet Jemima Packington, "The World's Only Asparamancer," to have my future told by the mighty spears.
I Visited the Cult of White Asparagus
Germans take their asparagus very seriously: They have these “Spargelfests” (a.k.a. asparagus festivals) almost every weekend in May, where they elect asparagus queens and eat a ton of the foul-pee-inducing veggies.
I'm Short, Not Stupid Presents: Asparagus
The no-faced protagonist flows effortlessly through her over-stuffed, ostentatious home filled with pussy shaped lights and red velvet curtains covering fields of big dick surrogating asparagus, leaving us to wonder, “Why isn’t this woman masturbating...