Bloody Mary
The MUNCHIES Guide to Mother's Day
Just in time for Mother's Day, here's a brief guide to help you say "I'm sorry that you endured hours of godawful labor just to bring me into this junkyard of a world" to any and all kinds of moms.
Don't Call It a Bloody Mary
Well, yes—it does have tomato juice (Clamato, actually), vodka, Worcestershire sauce, Tabasco, and a boatload of garnishes, but we're talking about the Caesar. Geez.
How to Totally Destroy the Bloody Mary Game Tomorrow Morning
It's almost brunch. Don't fight it. Just make a MUNCHIES-inspired Bloody Mary garnished with bagel bites and an entire soft-shelled crab.
DIY Bloody Mary Recipe
No fear required here. Use your imagination to make the tastiest Bloody Mary of your dreams.
How-To: Not Make a Bloody Mary with Jim Stockbauer
In this How-To, infamous Texas legend Jim Stockbauer goes behind the bar of the Longbranch Inn and (barely) shows us how to (kind of) make a Bloody Mary.
How-To: Make a Gin-Based Bloody Mary
Everyone seems to know someone who claims to have the best Bloody Mary recipe, but we'll bet they've never thought to swap in gin instead of vodka. Austin-based bartender Chris Bostick shows us how to make one of these glorious beverages.
How I'm Dealing with the Sriracha Ban
Huy Fong Foods, the company that produces the popular hot sauce, can't make more until mid-January, so a vodka company stepped up to the plate by producing Sriracha-flavored vodka. That liquor sounds like a bad idea wrapped in a marketing gimmick...
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