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A Love Letter to Cook Out, the Most Underrated Fast Food Chain
Like all good fast food, it’s quick and cheap; but there are some quirks that make this North Carolina-based chain special.
Neighborhood Tries to Secede from City In Order to Get a Cheesecake Factory, Fails
The effort to split Eagle's Landing, Georgia off from the city of Stockbridge started in 2016, after the Cheesecake Factory opted not to open a location there.
Teenager Slashed with Sporks in Vicious Attack at a San Francisco Denny's
Half as dangerous as a fork... twice as dangerous as a spoon
Why Was There a Bunch of DiGiorno Pizzas at a Little Caesars? A Brief Investigation
Little Caesars claims it has a perfectly reasonable explanation for the stacks of frozen pizza in its store.
Costa Coffee Pulls Avocado-Insulting Ad Due to Complaints
Do we not all agree that the avocado-ripening process is very frustrating??
Now That the $5 Footlong Is Dead, Can We Admit that Subway Sucks?
Their sandwiches are bad; their scandals have been even worse.
The "Waffle House Index" Is One Unusual Way Hurricanes Are Measured
Turns out everyone’s go-to spot for 3 AM hashbrowns is also an important part of both hurricane preparedness and recovery.
A Timeline of All the Dumbass Shit Papa John Has Done to Sabotage His Pizza Company
He's been a high-grade jabroni since 2012.
Subway Worker Ruins Vegan's Life by Revealing Truth About Mayonnaise
“I felt so horrible, she stood there with such a distraught and defeated face, I had shattered this poor girl's world,” he wrote.
Researchers Say that If You Don't Eat at Arby's or Applebee's, You're Probably a Liberal
"Conservatives... disproportionately buy Jell-O gelatin desserts and eat at Arby’s.”
Inside the World of Competitive Sign-Spinning
Once just a low-wage job for teenagers outside of sandwich spots, sign-spinning is now a fleshed-out and fiercely competitive sport.