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Why Are All the Watermelon Videos on YouTube So Freaky?
YouTube is a weird world, and that's best demonstrated through its smorgasbord of crazy, sexy, seriously freaky watermelon-related videos.
Ten Years Later: Rating 'Destiny Fulfilled'
It's been 10 years since Destiny's Child dropped their last LP. Let us remember; let us reflect, on 'Destiny Fulfilled.'
Things I Learned About Pleasing a Woman from Legendary Porn Star Nina Hartley
After deciding to try to be a bisexual, I thought it was smart to take a class on how to properly operate the female body. Who better to learn from than Nina Hartley?
Everything I've Learned About Sex
We put together a compendium of carnal knowledge to help you navigate the topsy-turvy landscape of today's dynamic fuckvironment. You're welcome.
Sometimes Cunnilingus Is Just Cunnilingus
Stop harping on how evolutionary psychology affects everything from shoe size to head games. You're boring.
Michael Douglas Has No Control Over His Mouth
When I found out that Michael Douglas, star of 'Behind the Candelabra' and the movie that came before 'Basic Instinct 2,' claimed that oral sex gave him throat cancer, I felt like I had finally found a celebrity to admire. Sadly, he couldn’t even keep...
The First Time I Got Eaten Out
I was dressed as if Rachel from 'Friends' threw up all over me: a floor-length strapless gown that was ruched across the middle and pencil-thin eyebrows, translucent Christina Ricci skin, a bouffant "half-up-half-down" hairdo, and deep plum lipstick.