Dicks
I Interviewed My Sister About Our New Art Show and Daddy Issues
Sibling artists Nick and Penelope Gazin discuss their deepest, darkest secrets about art and family.
I Tried to Lengthen My Dick and It Did Not Turn Out So Well
After deciding to test out a penile-enhancing product advertised to me on Instagram, I found that going about your daily routine with a mattress coil in your pants is about as comfortable as it sounds.
Hey Video Games, What’s the Problem with Dicks?
Thankfully, developers are finally overcoming an aversion to nobs, with a handful of titles now providing wobbly wang fun and frolics.
Your Sex Life Is Officially Stressful and Disappointing
Instead of getting to enjoy fucking, millennials just have sexual dysfunction and anxiety.
Evan Stone Talks About What It's Like to Play Donald Trump in Porn Parodies
"You have to be able to laugh, or else you will drive yourself crazy. People want to laugh and they want to jerk off, and that's why I'm here."
Toronto Paid $2 Million for Boners Last Year
An audit has raised questions about "excessive and unusual drug claims" for erection drugs and opioids.
This Towel Covers Your Private Parts with Private Parts
Ken Kagami’s collaboration with THE THING Quarterly undresses censorship and body politics with a fluffy bath towel and an essay from Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg.
Hey You! Watch Hannibal Buress Kick Flavor Flav's Face Off
Flavor Flav, dicks out, cold bath, smoke bombs, kick to face... The Eric Andre Show everybody.
A Guy in Swindon Used His Dick to Hide Seven Grams of Cocaine from the Police
Suddenly, shoving a wrap of cocaine up your arse seems like... quite a nice prospect?
A Lesson in Pain From the Runner Who Sprinted Dick-First Into A Pole
We, all of us, will experience hurt. It's just that sometimes this pain will be streamed on LiveLeak for everyone to laugh at.
China Wants People to Stop Seductively Eating Bananas Online
China's Ministry of Culture has put a ban on eating bananas on camera erotically, because apparently this is a thing.