food reviews
Meet the Skydiver Who's Eating Pizza and Burgers Mid-Jump
VICE talked to aspiring food-meets-skydiving influencer McKenna Knipe about eating 10,000 feet in the air.
Visiting the Cafe That's So Good You Forget It's Run by a Cult
Katoomba's Yellow Deli is owned and operated by the Twelve Tribes. Amongst other things they're about "producing an army of 144,000 male virgins, who would prepare the way for Christ's second coming."
The First Food Critic Review of a New AJ Tracey-Affiliated Burger
This shit is limited edition, only available in west London's Boom Burger until the end of May, so here's the #exclusive write-up.
I Ate Burger King's Whopperito Because I Am a Trash Person
Long story short: I'm a human toilet, and VICE knows this, so they asked me to go eat a Whopperito.
I Will Review Frozen Food No More Forever
As Amy's Kitchen served me and my coworkers lunch, I looked around the room and realized something: I can go nowhere from here. This will be my final frozen food column for VICE.
Frozen Mac and Cheese Is a Food Product That Shouldn't Exist
If you like mac and cheese, there's no reason to not just boil some on the stove and make it yourself, even if you use that powdered cheese stuff.
Enter the Indian Food Party Inside My Mouth
Is something the matter, my dear? Just eat some mattar paneer. Eat one and your troubles will disappear. Welcome back to Nick Gazin's Frozen Food Reviews. Let's eat.
Frozen Pizza Sucks
This week's installment is dedicated to frozen pizza and frozen pizza-inspired foodstuffs. Most frozen pizza things I've tried have been terrible so far, but serves me right for being so lazy that I eat frozen pizza.
I Reviewed Amy's Kitchen Food and Amy Offered to Set Me Up on a Date
This week I reviewed four frozen Mexican food products, including two by Amy's Kitchen. After posting one of the reviews on Instagram, Amy herself reached out to me and offered to set me up on a date with her friend. What a company!
Nick Gazin's Frozen Food Reviews: Four Fish Stick Dinners, One Sad Man
"I don't mean to brag, but I eat a lot of fish sticks."
Why Do So Many Soft Drinks Taste Like Teletubby Blood?
The land of off-brand soda is vast and largely uncharted. The tastes these beverages hold exist only inside of their cans and can't be found anywhere else in the whole world. It’s like a Willy Wonka of weird water, and I found a golden ticket.