Joe Allen
The Cult: Joe Allen
Though he's now plying his trade in the heart of Brexitland, Joe Allen is very much a European – rather than British – footballer. As divine in his midfield performances as he is in appearance, the Welshman is a worthy inductee to The Cult.
Inside London's Original West End Restaurant
“After a performance, the audience who’d been at the theater would come in here to eat as well as the star of show. You never knew who was coming or what was going to happen.”
And So Joe Allen Did Rise Again: Reviewing Stoke vs. Sunderland
In the final part of our Premier League Review, we track Joe Allen’s Christlike career progression from footballing death to divine resurrection.
Cardona, Guerrero, Wee Joe Allen: Vice Sports Goals Of The Week
Helping to get you through the unbearable monotony of the international break, here are some magnificent goooooals!
The Collective or the Individual? Previewing Wales vs. Belgium
Belgium have the better players but Wales look to have the more coherent structure. Marc Wilmots' side are clear favourites, but Euro 2016 has been a tournament in which the team has tended to overcome the individual.
Home Nations Square Up in Paris: Previewing Wales vs. Northern Ireland
Ahead of Euro 2016, both Wales and Northern Ireland would probably have seen qualification for the knockout rounds as a good showing. Now, however, one of them is going to top that and reach the last eight.
Please Enjoy This Excruciating Video Of James Milner Rapping Along To Warren G Ft. Nate Dogg
Other highlights include Joe Allen’s rendition of The Real Slim Shady, and Simon Mignolet murdering Gangsta’s Paradise.
Ashley Williams Claims Wales Squad Celebrate “Joe Allen Appreciation Day” Every Week
Either the team have found inner mindfulness thinking about Joe Allen, or he’s started up some sort of cult.
What Do Liverpool Have to Show For Eight Months of Jurgen Klopp?
In a tangible sense, very little. Thankfully, Klopp’s worth goes far beyond the tangible.