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Meet @Crap90sFootball, The Only Sports Twitter Account The World Needs
You will laugh, you will cry (from laughter), and you will remember to love the beautiful game because you're laughing so damn hard.
Brazilian Goalkeeper Who Had His Girlfriend Killed and Fed to Dogs: "Mistakes Happen"
There are mistakes, and then there is what Bruno Fernandes de Souza did to his then girlfriend.
Poor Kristaps Porzingis Did Everything He Could to Stop Chris Paul, Failed Anyway
The New York Knicks' big unicorn tried his best to keep Chris Paul in check, but Porzingis is only one man (with lazy-ass teammates).
New FAU Coach Lane Kiffin Wasting No Time Burning Bridges and Screwing Over High School Kids
Lane Kiffin just can't seem to get out of his own way.
Bolivian Government Officially Blames Pilot, Airline for Chapecoense Disaster
Although they don't list the cause of the crash, the Bolivian government is officially blaming the pilot and the airline in a new report.
KHL Player Pulls a Patrik Stefan and Whiffs on Empty-Net Breakaway
Scoring an empty-net goal is apparently harder than it looks.
Wimbledon Champ Petra Kvitova Attacked At Home By Knife-Wielding Man
The tennis star reportedly injured her left hand fending off what appears to be a burglary attempt.
Giants Fullback's Home Burglarized, Vandalized with Swastikas, "KKK," and "Trump"
Giants FB Nikita Whitlock has had his home broken into twice in less than six months. This time, it looks a hate crime.
Bryant University Freshman Forgets Team is Trailing, Dribbles out Clock for the Loss
Ikenna Ndugba thought his team had the lead and all he had to do was let the final 3.8 seconds tick away. Unfortunately they trailed by one. Oops.
Brazilian Football Team Chapecoense Involved in Deadly Plane Crash Outside Medellin
Chapecoense were travelling to Medellin for the final of the Copa Sudamericana, before their plane came down outside the Colombian city with up to 76 passengers killed.
Manchester United’s Debt Soars 18% to £338m, Largely Because Of Brexit
We would love to see Nigel Farage go doorknocking in Stretford right now, the absolute twat.