Magaluf
British Airport Pubs Are Most Alive Before Dawn
British airport pubs exist in a strange, liminal bubble. They don't operate within real time. But when you have to cater for those who want to get shit-faced on cheap Pinot before their 6AM flight to Costa Del Sol, there's no other option.
The Truth About Magaluf
Is it really a cum-drenched hellhole? Or just a fun place for Brits to get shit-faced?
Tulisa’s Coke Trial Shows the Stupidity of Britain's Drug Laws
In the eyes of the law, a pill in your pocket is as bad as racially aggravated assault.
A Buzz-Killing Pill Won't Stop Young People from Binge Drinking
Nalmefene is being reported as some sort of wonder drug for alcohol abuse and a way of combatting binge drinking. But are young people ready to kill their buzz?
Brits Abroad Are Competing in Magaluf Blowjob Races
Head to a bar crawl there to compete in this thrilling new sport.
A Bittersweet Love Letter to Holiday Anthems
It's not cool to like Euro club bangers, but they're fucking amazing.
Magaluf Is a Paradise
Once upon a time, Majorca was just an island. And then people came along and provided human traffic for thousands of nightclubs and bars. And in those nightclubs and bars, they danced and binge drank. That spilled over onto the beaches, and people...
We Went to a Foam Party in Magaluf
Last week, some PR company offered to fly me to Magaluf to write about some club. I have no idea why they asked me, or why they wanted their club in VICE, but I can't afford to go away this summer. So heeere we go!