mascots
Man Dressed as Bud Light Can Endures Prolonged Journey of Total Humiliation
You think the embarrassment ends with the first slip on the ice, but alas, it is only the beginning.
Who Makes Those Intricate, Expensive Furry Suits?
In the race to help people release their "fursonas," cottage industry is born.
Can You Spare A Dollar To Get Western Kentucky's Mascot A New Suit?
It's not easy being Big Red, what with all the wear and tear of life as a mascot. So Western Kentucky is crowdfunding a new suit for college sports' big red son.
Cleveland, Why Not Consider Replacing Racist Chief Wahoo Mascot with a Pink Bird that Has a Spaceship for a Nose?
We designed some new potential mascots for the Cleveland Indians so hopefully they can get rid of their current one, which is incredibly racist.
Someone Decided to Let NBA Mascots Do Furry Striptease to Ginuwine's "Pony"
Let's just hope the children of America don't go home and google the term "furry."
Karl Anthony Towns's Dad Considering Suing Timberwolves for Mascot-Induced Injury
Minnesota's mascot, Crunch, injured KAT's dad's leg in a sledding stunt gone awry.
Chance the Rapper Throws Dodgeballs at Cubs Mascot, Scores One for the South Side
Chance took aim during halftime at the Cavs-Bulls game last night.
If You Loved 'Best in Show,' You'll Think 'Mascots' Is Fine
If you liked master mockumentary maker Christopher Guest's jokes the first time, you'll probably still like them here.
Ronald McDonald Is Going Away Until People Like Clowns Again
Ronald will be hiding out in the shadows like Batman at the end of 'The Dark Knight' until the world is ready for his return.
Sweating on the Inside: We Talked to People Who Worked as Mascots
Drunk dads want to fight you, kids are both enamoured and terrified, and, occasionally, women want to give you their number.
Pedro from Barcelona Owns 500 Olympic Mascots
What's the point of spending millions to push poor people out of their homes, if you can't make some of that cash back by selling plush toys, pins and T-shirts.