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My Gourmet Guide to Bad Chinese Takeout
I live in a bad area. This is my guide meant to help fellow denizens of shitty neighborhoods eat well, wherein I dissect the dirty oil glory that is the deliciously gross Chinese takeout restaurant in your 'hood.
You Probably Don’t Know About Ozark Cuisine Because of the KKK
Hidden deep within the mountains, Ozark cuisine is remarkably preserved from the outside world. The reasons are varied: an isolated geography, plentiful natural resources, and an instinctive distrust for outsiders that has been honed in by the KKK.
Austin Restaurant Customers Are 'Keeping It Weird' For All of Us
People are worried about Austin getting too 'yuppified,' but I'm here to tell you that this town is still full of crazy people.
The Worst Things That Have Ever Happened at Dunkin' Donuts
Dunkin' Donuts is a one-stop shop for old people, chubby policemen, and a number of defectives who've somehow made it into adulthood. It's also a magnet for antisocial behavior. Those doughnuts make 'em go nuts!
Eat the Fish, Bitch
At the Oscars on Sunday my complicated relationship with catfish will unfold, thanks to the movie <i>August: Osage County</i>. In it, there's a scene reminiscent of my experience with the iconic Southern bottom-feeder, where Meryl...
New Jersey Is Trying to Ban People from Eating While Driving
A proposed law in New Jersey could make tasks like eating, smoking, and applying make-up unlawful in an effort to tighten up driving laws. But what will this mean for the fate of New Jersey fast food drive-thrus if the law is passed?
Here's How (and When) We Hurt Ourselves With Fireworks
Life, limb, and the pursuit of bleeding out. An infographic.
The Best Music Videos Featuring an American Flag
It's the Fourth of July, which means only two things: parties and America.
My America, by David Cross
How can you allow yourself to be bored when you’ve got rare, delicious foods being brought to your lips by effeminate Frenchmen?