Nutella
Soccer Star's Crippling Love of Nutella May Have Gotten Him Fired
It has just been announced by Wolfsburg director Klaus Allofs that Kruse has a snacking problem centering on a Nutella addiction.
Nutella Has Made a 98-Year-Old Widow the Richest Person in Italy
Nutella, the thick, dark spread and crown jewel of the Ferrero empire, has legions of fans around the world, whose borderline addiction fuels sales to the tune of $2.46 billion annually for the spread alone.
A Canadian Girl Named Isis Wanted Her Name on a Nutella Jar. They Said No
Nutella rejected a Toronto girl's request to have her name on a personalized jar because it's on a list of words the company will not touch.
This Guy Attacked a 78-Year-Old Man in a Costco Over a Sample of Nutella
The 24-year-old is being charged after assaulting an elderly man who expressed concern that he was hoarding too many Nutella waffle samples.
This Guy Invented a Special Lock to Stop People Stealing His Nutella
A German furniture and fittings specialist has invented a “Nutella Lock” that fits onto jars and prevents flatmates, children, or any other morally bankrupt subspecies from accessing your hazelnut spread.
Nutellagate: French Minister Apologizes After Speaking Out Against the Hazelnut Spread
French Ecology Minister Ségolène Royal's comments received international attention, irritating consumers who have grown highly affectionate of the chocolatey spread.
France Is Concerned that Nutella Is Destroying the World
France’s Ecology Minister Segolene Royal warned this week that the world’s denizens need to learn to live without, or at least with less of, the beloved spread.
A Girl Copied My Nutella-Only Diet and Called Me a Pussy
I ate nothing but Nutella for a week and wrote about how shitty it was. Later, this girl tried it and said it was easy. I called her to disagree.
I Feel Sorry for Your Kale Salad While I Eat My Double Cheeseburgers
I blame sitting on my dad’s car bonnet at age eight, scrapping with my sisters over who got the last KFC drumstick in the bucket, brandishing gnawed bones at each other like Game of Thrones extras who got left out of some hard-earned flaying.
I Ate Nothing but Nutella for a Week and Found My Inner Darkness
What happens when you try to live on chocolatey hazelnut spread alone? Turns out you feel like crap.
Parents: Don't Try Your Bullshit Whimsical Baby Names on France
If you want to name your kid something weird like "Nutella" or "Strawberry" don't have a baby in France.
France Says You Can't Name Your Child “Nutella” or “Strawberry”
A French judge recently ruled that two jerk parents who were trying to name their daughter “Nutella” needed to think up something better to forever call the human being that they are responsible for.