Oprah
Science Says Love Doesn't Exist
While there's not an open debate about the existence of romantic love, I'd love to moderate one. Bill Nye would be on one side, vivisecting love. On the other side would be Zach Braff and Oprah.
Oprah (sort of) interviewed Outerwaves
Over the past couple of weeks we’ve been brushing up on our social skills with the assistance of whoever ghostwrites Oprah’s blog. Over that time we’ve learnt that it’s totally socially acceptable to ask a near stranger what their mission is, and when the
Getting Closer to Smile Through Oprah
Who is the best person in the world at getting to know interesting people quickly and with panache? Oprah. Which is why we're once again using her (should be) patented ice-breaker questions to interview a band that we like.
Oprah Accused a Swiss Person of Racism
Media mogul Oprah Winfrey tried to buy a $40,000 handbag while in Switzerland for Tina Turner's wedding, but was told by a shopkeeper that she "couldn't afford it." Nevermind that Ms. Winfrey made $72 million last year. That ain’t “hood rich.” That’s...
Getting to Know Jagwar Ma
Sydney band Jagwar Ma are having a pretty big 2013: They’ve been on a bunch of best album lists, played Glastonbury and Noel Gallagher said the universe would implode if we didn’t all play them to our kids or some shit.
I Wore Vaseline on My Face Because Tyra Banks Told Me To
One time, Tyra Banks gave a bunch of ladies bedazzled jars of Vaseline and told them if they covered their bodies in petroleum jelly they could look like supermodels too. I wore Vaseline on my face to see if it really worked.
Is Oprah Supporting the Harvest of Baby Foreskin?
Chatting with foreskin advocates about the latest trend in cosmetics.
Bob Mackie Has Dressed Almost Everyone
In the pantheon of American fashion designers, Bob Mackie stands alone with his singular focus on sequined, bejeweled, and hyperbolic outfits for the world’s most ostentatious personalities. Bob has made clothes for Barbra, Whitney, Michael, and just...
Cracked.com Is Full of Lies
Cracked.com is awesome, huh, guys? They manage to put together the craziest, most obscure facts in totally digestible listicles that are funny AND informative. Have you ever wondered how they're able to gather such amazing, unheard-of info? THEY JUST...
The 12-Step Program for Lance Armstrong's Image
After 15 years of denial, obfuscation, and single-handedly creating the worst fashion trend of the 21st century, Lance Armstrong is finally ready to admit to the world—or Oprah, same difference—that he indulged in performance-enhancing drugs during his...