presidential election 2016
How John Kasich Tried to Eat His Way into the White House
Perhaps the candidate’s failure to gain more than a measly 66 delegates can be attributed to his novel campaign tactic: eating his way into the hearts of Americans.
Hillary Clinton Tried Boba for the First Time and Called It 'Chewy Tea'
Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton took time before the primaries this Tuesday to have a delicious cup of boba tea in Queens.
Ted Cruz Got Freaky With 100 Cans of Soup After His Honeymoon
There are few things that ooze animalistic sexual dynamism quite like condensed cream of mushroom soup lustily slurped off the fevered bodies of two conservative newlyweds.
All Hell Broke Loose After the Owners of This Mexican Restaurant Showed Support for Trump
Thanks to the sign and Trump’s singling out of Betty at the rally, the Rivas’s restaurant has become the focal point of a political shitshow, with both Trump lovers and haters taking sides.
Ted Cruz Hates Avocados, Loves Canned Soup and Cheese
Have you ever learned a certain something about somebody that you desperately wish you could unlearn?
Trump Parades His Nonexistent Line of Steaks for All the Haters
what else would the front-running Republican candidate use as symbols of his greatest accomplishments but the following: bottles from Trump Winery, several cases of Trump Natural Spring Water, and a butcher block heaped with so-called “Trump Steaks.”
Trump Says He Eats Lots of Fast Food Because It's 'Clean'
In what couldn’t possibly be construed in the least bit as pandering, Trump took some time during yesterday's town hall debate to pimp for some of his favorite fast food chains.
Ted Cruz Says Gluten-Free Food Is Too PC for the Military
Ted Cruz has had enough of the PC bullshit he believes pervades American culture. And somehow, he equates political correctness with providing gluten-free meals to the military.
Donald Trump Is Being Trolled at Rallies for Ordering Well-Done Steak
This election is totally meating our expectations as one that will raise the steaks on America’s beef cookery for years to come. All we have to say is, "Make Steaks Med Rare Again."
Ted Cruz's Newest Election Issue Is French Fries
In what may very well be the 21st century equivalent to "let them eat cake,” Ted Cruz took the time to reassure Americans that should he be elected, “French fries are coming back to the cafeteria.”
New York's Billionaire Former Mayor Michael Bloomberg Might Run for President in 2016
Bloomberg reportedly told his aides to draw up plans for him to run as an independent and said he'd to spend up to $1 billion of his fortune on the campaign.
A Canadian Restaurant Is Dumping Donald Trump's Name from Its Burger
Last week, the owners of Winnipeg’s Nuburger decided to dump Donald Trump's name from their most decadent and expensive burger.