Volume 18 Issue 11
Scorchio!
For this fashion story, we put a couple of chicas in front of a green screen and asked them to tell us the weather. They're not really meteorologists, but they are smoking hot, and that has to count for something. There, we've spared you...
Make a Dumbful Noise
Remember at the beginning of the 90s when normal people got into Garth Brooks and "Time" magazine was running articles called things like "Has Country Gone City?" It was a tense moment.
Janet
I smell my blood. It smells like shit. If a vampire came along he'd probably turn the other way.
A Couple Threats
Somehow, someway, we persuaded Amelia Gray to give us a super-duper-early sneak peek at her first novel, "THREATS," in the form of two excerpted chapters.
Dark Souls
The great virtue of "Dark Souls" is the sense of ownership it bestows on those who master it.
Gypsy Paradise Lost
Dale Farm near Basildon, Essex, was the largest illegal Gypsy residence in Europe. Clearing it out wasn't easy.
Shroom Ban
In the bucolic pastures of Hazerswoude-Dorp lies a quaint Dutch farm that functions as the world's largest psilocybin-containing-truffle factory.
Coon-Suit Riot
Despite what the fashion industry says, manufacturing a suit of feral raccoons is not overly complicated.