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Girl Eats Food: Drunken Jerk Chicken Patty

A portable and pre-cooked carnival patty you'll be happy to dance with.

Notting Hill Carnival is the best. The only thing that let's it down (apart from all the crime, LOL!) is the overpriced food being sold to white people with cultural guilt. Like, what's the point of having to clutch a polystyrene box full of goat curry if I can't dance with it? And how do I know that jerk chicken that's been sitting in the sun for five hours isn't going to give me the skitters? So, here's my portable and pre-cooked carnival patty.

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