I'd always assumed that vegans were all inherently miserable, self-righteous asswipes. But then I realised, maybe they're just super grumpy because they've been shut out from the pleasures of junk food? So I decided to cobble together a Vegan (Fake) Meat Feast Pizza that won't leave them alone with a rumbling tummy, while all their animal eating mates are out stuffing their faces.Ingredients1 x cup warm water 2 ½ x teaspoons active dry yeast 3 x cups all-purpose bread some x seasoning for the dough 1 x pack vegan frankfurters 1 x pack vegan beanburgers 1 x pack of some other vegan meat product I didn't understand. A LOT x seasoning 1 x pack of falafel (crumbled) 1 x tin chopped tomatoes lots x hummus lots x seedsSeason 1 Episode 9 of Girl Eats Food. Watch more