crime

Pizza
Pizza

Dog (ALLEGEDLY) Started Kitchen Fire by Trying to Snag Pizza Off the Stove

This doggo isn’t the first to be involved in pizza-related arson accusations.
Jelisa Castrodale
8.8.18
crime
crime

Arizona Man Stole Ambulance to Buy Sandwich, Says It Was Too Hot to Walk

To be fair, it was very hot.
Ian Burke
7.31.18
RACISM
RACISM

Waiter Who Recieved ‘We Don’t Tip Terrorist’ Note Admits He Made the Whole Thing Up

Cavil's story, now revealed to be made up for no apparent reason, affected a lot of people, many of whom gave him money for college.
Jelisa Castrodale
7.25.18
crime
crime

13-Year-Old Boy Charged with Assault for Blowing McDonald's French Fry Out of Straw

Thankfully, the fast food chain has already pledged to remove these dangerous French fry launchers from its restaurants.
Jelisa Castrodale
7.24.18
crime
crime

Police Called to Break Up Vicious Dispute Over Stolen Meatballs

You don’t mess with a person’s spherical meat.
Ian Burke
7.20.18
Sandwich
Sandwich

Man Crashes Car While Eating Sandwich, Driving with His Knees

Let's get two hands on the wheel, folks.
Jelisa Castrodale
6.29.18
crime
crime

Diner Said His Restaurant Receipt Instructed Cook to Spit on His Burger

The secret sauce nobody asked for.
Jelisa Castrodale
6.19.18
WTF
WTF

Kid Calls 911 Twice to Tell the Cops He Hates Salad

Emergencies are scary, but sometimes, so is salad.
Jelisa Castrodale
6.18.18
crime
crime

Woman Awarded $102K After 'Hot and Spicy' Pasta Fight Goes Horribly Wrong

Former real estate attorney James P. Sweeney actually meant to hit another guy—and he says he only threw the pasta in self-defense.
Jelisa Castrodale
6.14.18
crime
crime

Woman Successfully Thwarts Dangerous Police Impersonator by Offering Him Taco

No one can turn down a free taco—even if they’re in the middle of committing several felonies.
Jelisa Castrodale
6.13.18
crime
crime

Pizza Worker Arrested for Allegedly Pouring Rat Poison into Cheese Shredder

Can we all maybe agree that ZERO POISON is the best amount of poison in a pizza?
Jelisa Castrodale
6.8.18
crime
crime

A Fedora-Wearing Dine-and-Dasher Wrote Reviews for the Restaurants He Scammed

The 54-year-old grifter looked less like a scam artist and more like somebody’s dapper, douchey stepdad.
Jelisa Castrodale
6.8.18