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crime

Police Called to Break Up Vicious Dispute Over Stolen Meatballs

You don’t mess with a person’s spherical meat.
Ian Burke
7.20.18
Oops

Cops Show Up at Forager's Door After Mistaking Morels in Facebook Post for Shrooms

Some might consider morel mushrooms kind of magical, but they're not the kind of magic that makes you trip balls.
Danielle Wayda
5.16.18
kebab

Police Officer Sacked After Going for a Kebab While on Duty

PC Richard Musgrave told his sergeant that he had gone to "finish writing a statement and had fallen asleep.”
Phoebe Hurst
1.9.18
Breakfast

Police Anger Lone Welsh Vegan with Tweet About Meaty Breakfast

“Speaking as a taxpayer I’d prefer them to… not post breakfast pics that offend vegetarian/ vegan followers.”
Ruby Lott-Lavigna
1.8.18
crime

Farmer Arrested for Drunkenly Driving His Tractor to a Pizza Shop

A seriously bad case of the drunchies.
Phoebe Hurst
1.3.18
crime

Woman Buys ‘Sorry I Tried to Bite You’ Cake for Police Officer

Louisiana student Celina Dally was arrested after a wine tasting event.
Phoebe Hurst
10.23.17
st. louis

Pizzeria Owner Facing Blue Lives Matter Backlash Says His Role Is 'to Get More People Pissed'

"As they said in the protest, ‘white silence is violence,’ and as hard as it was saying that, I think I get it."
Jelisa Castrodale
10.3.17
Street Food

Street Food Vendor Harassed by Police Raises Enough Money for New Food Truck

"Juan is a symbol of the injustice that takes place to street vendors."
Nick Rose
9.14.17
Restaurant Confessionals

How to Survive a Bar Brawl

"Anything that anyone could get their hands on, they were grabbing it. I saw one guy get hit by a table and he just bounced back and punched the other guy."
Anonymous
7.14.17
crime

81-Year-Old Grandma on Coffee Run Leads Cops on Low-Speed Chase

When the police asked her why she wouldn't answer their questions, she said, “Because I hate to answer stupid people."
Jelisa Castrodale
6.27.17
Booze

Hungover Man Finds Selfie on His Phone Showing Police Tucked Him Into Bed

Who can resist a quick selfie with a wasted person? Not the cops, apparently.
Alex Swerdloff
5.31.17
crime

Woman Arrested for Forging Car Registration Sticker with Cheese Wrapper

“Making fake stickers is never a gouda idea,” according to the police department involved in this case.
Nick Rose
5.12.17