scotland

soda

Mountain Dew Mistakenly Tells All of Scotland to Masturbate for 'Epic Thrills'

Gives a whole new meaning to 'Do the Dew.'
Jelisa Castrodale
8.29.18
alcohol

Wasted Scottish Guy Crashes at Parents' House, Forgets They Moved 2 Years Ago

"[C]anny believe i got a taxi to ma old house where ma mum and dad use to stay and slept on the couch last night."
Jelisa Castrodale
8.23.18
Sex

What Buffets at Sex Parties Have Taught Me About Pleasure

From dry baguettes to chocolate mousse and egg mayonnaise sandwiches, the food is usually a good precursor of the sex you're about to have.
Anonymous
7.4.18
Whisky

PHOTOS: This Remote Whiskey Distillery Is Straight Out of a Postcard

The Isle of Raasay has a population of 160, a post office, and a village shop. And, since last year, a whisky distillery with breathtaking views over the Red Cuillin mountains.
Johanna Derry
3.5.18
Baking

PHOTOS: This Bakery Used to House Prisoners-of-War

Wild Hearth Bakery in the southern highlands of Scotland occupies a corrugated steel Nissen hut that held high security prisoners during the Second World War.
Kamila Rymajdo
2.7.18
Ice Cream

Makers of 'World's Most Dangerous Ice Cream' Say It's 500 Times Hotter Than Tabasco

It also supposedly makes you, like, horny?
Mayukh Sen
2.6.18
alcohol

Man Breaks into Pub, Gets Drenched in Beer, Leaves Without Stealing Anything

Good work, mate.
Ruby Lott-Lavigna
1.31.18
Burns Night

Making a Vegan Haggis Is as Hard as It Sounds

The traditional Scottish dish might involve sheep’s innards and suet, but Edinburgh chef Nives Arosio swears her lentil-based version is just as good.
Elettra Antognetti
1.25.18
scotland

‘Reggae Burns’ Night Is the Caribbean Way to Celebrate Scotland’s National Poet

Brian Austin, Tobago-born owner of The Rum Shack in Glasgow, pipes in a plantain-covered haggis for his Caribbean-inspired Burns Night dinner.
Kamila Rymajdo
1.25.18
robots

Scottish Supermarket Fires Robot Employee for Scaring Away Customers

Fabio, a small humanoid creation designed by Japanese company SoftBank Robotics, tried his best.
Ruby Lott-Lavigna
1.23.18
alcohol

Glasgow DJ Gets His Booze-Free Rave Idea Rejected by Nearly 20 Clubs

Who needs bevs when you’ve got raw cacao smoothies??
Ruby Lott-Lavigna
1.15.18
scotland

Irn-Bru's Recipe Is Changing and Scots Are Freaking Out

“I've got 24 glass bottles in my loft that will do me for emergencies.”
Phoebe Hurst
1.5.18