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WTF

Ariana Grande's New Japanese "7 Rings" Tattoo Actually Says “Barbecue Grill"

Yet another reminder to not get a tattoo in a language you, yourself, cannot read.
Bettina Makalintal
1.31.19
WTF

A Fish & Chip Shop Called 'The Battered Wife' Says It’s Been Shamed Into Closing

"I’ve been the subject of an abusive witch hunt by a not-for-profit organisation who are anti-abuse," the owner wrote on Facebook.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.25.19
Parsley

Doctors Say Please Don't Put Parsley in Your Vagina

Turns out the health benefits of filling your personal areas with leafy garnishes don't actually exist.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.23.19
fungus

I Want to Eat This Tree Fungus That Looks Like Mac and Cheese

But because it probably doesn't taste very good, I shall just squish it ever so gently.
Bettina Makalintal
1.21.19
Fast Food

Irish Burger Chain Beats McDonald's in Trademark Dispute Over Who Owns "Mac"

The ruling paves the way for Supermac’s to expand into Europe and the UK.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.17.19
crime

2019 Mood: Drinking Wine Out of a Pringles Can on a Scooter at Walmart

A Texas woman traced slow, wine-fueled circles around the parking lot for hours before officers arrived.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.15.19
WTF

Man Denies Running Restaurant Out of His House, Despite Huge Restaurant Sign Above Door

Maybe it's the giant illuminated sign that says “Orlando’s," or the Facebook page for Sakura Japanese Restaurant listing his home address.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.11.19
WTF

I Drank a 15-Year-Old Can of Nelly's Pimp Juice and Time-Traveled to 2003

I used to down these as afterschool snacks when I was a teen, but drinking one as an adult felt like a one-way ticket directly into the void.
Adam Rothbarth
1.9.19
WTF

Lady Who Uses Asparagus to Predict Future Shares Her Premonitions for 2019

The British woman who calls herself the world's only "Asparamancer" says she can see into the future by looking at piles of asparagus.
Hannah Keyser
1.3.19
Germany

Massive Milk Chocolate Spill Leaves German Road Enrobed in Chocolate

A leaky tank valve at a chocolate factory left a large chunk of road impassable, but delicious.
Ilkka Sirén
12.14.18
WTF

Restaurant Owner Says Photos of Opossums Running Around the Kitchen Are No Big Deal

My Noodle & Bar’s owner acknowledged that there had been an opossum in his restaurant, but said that it was “like three months ago.”
Jelisa Castrodale
12.7.18
crime

Woman Demands $500 DNA Test to Identify Which Roommate Stole Her $2 Yogurt

Apparently, a passive aggressive note on the fridge door was just not enough.
Jelisa Castrodale
12.6.18
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