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Let's Revisit Those Rumors that Julian Assange Eats Everything with His Hands

"...He ate both the baked potato and the jam pudding with his hands," Assange's former ghostwriter claims.
Jelisa Castrodale
4.12.19
WTF

We Tried Cadbury Creme Egg Mayo, the World's Most Cursed Condiment

Burn in hell, Creme Egg mayonnaise.
Ruby Lott-Lavigna
4.10.19
WTF

Marmite Peanut Butter is the Epitome of Brexit Britain’s Identity Crisis

WHAT IS HAPPENING?
Ruby Lott-Lavigna
3.28.19
WTF

Food and Drink Bigwigs Among Parents Indicted on College Admissions Scandal

The named defendants include a vineyard owner, a liquor CEO, and a 'food and beverage packaging' exec.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.14.19
WTF

Your Meat-Heavy Diet Might Be Giving You 'Keto Crotch'

Doctors have confirmed that changing your diet can create new and interesting smells... down there.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.4.19
WTF

Ariana Grande's New Japanese "7 Rings" Tattoo Actually Says “Barbecue Grill"

Yet another reminder to not get a tattoo in a language you, yourself, cannot read.
Bettina Makalintal
1.31.19
WTF

A Fish & Chip Shop Called 'The Battered Wife' Says It’s Been Shamed Into Closing

"I’ve been the subject of an abusive witch hunt by a not-for-profit organisation who are anti-abuse," the owner wrote on Facebook.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.25.19
Parsley

Doctors Say Please Don't Put Parsley in Your Vagina

Turns out the health benefits of filling your personal areas with leafy garnishes don't actually exist.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.23.19
fungus

I Want to Eat This Tree Fungus That Looks Like Mac and Cheese

But because it probably doesn't taste very good, I shall just squish it ever so gently.
Bettina Makalintal
1.21.19
Fast Food

Irish Burger Chain Beats McDonald's in Trademark Dispute Over Who Owns "Mac"

The ruling paves the way for Supermac’s to expand into Europe and the UK.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.17.19
crime

2019 Mood: Drinking Wine Out of a Pringles Can on a Scooter at Walmart

A Texas woman traced slow, wine-fueled circles around the parking lot for hours before officers arrived.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.15.19
WTF

Man Denies Running Restaurant Out of His House, Despite Huge Restaurant Sign Above Door

Maybe it's the giant illuminated sign that says “Orlando’s," or the Facebook page for Sakura Japanese Restaurant listing his home address.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.11.19
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