The Best Boozy Gifts of 2016

Time to close the blinds and pretend you're shaking up a mai tai at a tiki bar. Winter? What winter? ($80)

2017 will be the year of realizing self-worth, and dammit, you're worth more than crappy airline vodka sodas. Kits include a little jigger, mini bar spoon, and tiny bottle of craft syrup—just add booze. ($24)

"Salvador Dali has a wine book!" Randy Moon, co-owner of The Four Horsemen, tells us. "It's filled with crazy illustrations and a guide to a different way of drinking wine that probably requires a few drinks to understand." ($225)

…And, if you're looking for some wine-lit to read while sober, Moon recommends Patrick Matthew's guide to small, regional growers and producers. ($1)

What better way to honor the 20th century writer than with a stiff drink? Just remember what ol' Ernest said: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." ($22)

Now you can smoke the shit out of your cocktails. There will never be a cooler way to add dimension to a homemade drink. ($200)

Besides being freaking adorable, this barrel is perfect for aging spirits at home. You can even make amaro at home—it's surprisingly easy. ($105)

Once you start putting festive skulls in your absinthe, you'll never go back to sugar cubes. ($17)

Fend off colds this winter by keeping this booze-filled faux hand sanitizer bottle on you at all times. Safety first. ($24)

Channel your inner Morrissey by mixing these aromatic, rich Black Cloud bitters with your favorite spirits. ($26)

These Austin-made bitters check off all the buzzwords: small-batch, locally sourced, responsibly forged, and mostly organic. ($29)

Finally, a countertop draft system that basically turns bottled beer into fizzy, heady drafts. Thanks, science! ($90)

A rocks glass that comes with a fitted silicone mold, creating an ice slope that chills spirits but minimizes dilution. ($18)

These guys will add a little somethin' to your Manhattan, but you might be tempted to eat them straight from the jar. ($16)

If only we could make every room smell like Kings County Distillery bourbon. ($30)

Get this smokey pear nectar of the gods while it lasts. You'll drink it all by New Years, so pick up two. ($79)

Add a little flair to your bitters bottles with these golden toppers that give your cocktails the perfect dash. ($16)

Smuggler's Cove tiki bartender Martin Cate gives this "Old Fashioned Traditional Dark" rum his stamp of approval, and you will too—oh, and it clocks in at 69 percent ABV. Happy holidays indeed. ($32)