Winter has decided to act like April so why not crack out two high-contrast, technicolour orbs of summer loving and those super cute wooden spoons you optimistically bought in the hope of future picnics? It's "nice cream" season, after all.A photo posted by Lina Saber | NYC | Earthling (@bysaber) on Jan 7, 2016 at 7:35pm PST
Did you know that after his death, it was discovered that the one-time emperor and amateur Phil Collins lookalike Napoleon Bonaparte had just one testicle? A lone plum, hanging silent below the French military perineum? No wonder he was so good at marching.Plums are slowly ripening in the secret plum foraging spot #forage #freefood #plum A photo posted by Caroline Parker (@thecottageherbalist) on Jan 7, 2016 at 9:12pm PST
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My walk to work is a cornucopia of regurgitated kebabs, discarded chicken bones, and empty cans of Nurishment balanced on top of BT cable posts. For the executive chef at Gitanes, however, the morning commute is a multi-coloured forage fiesta of cara cara orange, chiogia beets, and shaved Burgundian truffle. Well, that's fine. Just fine.Beets and Burgundian Truffled Goat Cheese. Red beer agrodulce, Cara Cara Orange, Blood Orange, gold beets, chiogia beets, shaved Burgundian Truffle, and pretty blossoms I picked on my way to work this morning. #soigne #soignewest #soigneallday #truecooks #theartofplating #plateswagger #chefstalk #chefsofinstagram #gitanesf #sanfrancisco #415 #bayareachefs #eatersf #artculinairemagazine @artculinairemagazine #michelininspectors #gastronomia #gastroart #gastroporn #foodporn #forage #desire #push #finesse #finedining #everylittledetail #itsallaboutthefinesse #like #follow #photooftheday A photo posted by SoigneWest (@soignewest) on Jan 7, 2016 at 6:05pm PST
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The world and its wife are going crazy for lentils this year. The edible pulse is beating like a drum and we've all decided to shake a legume like a polaroid picture—which is a sigh of relief for livestock everywhere, I'm sure. But if I'm going to chow down on the contents of a pod, I'm probably going to dose it up with buttered pine nuts and a shitload of yogurt, too.#thefiveoclockapron Syrian style lentils with yoghurt, coriander & brown butter pinenuts A photo posted by Claire Thomson (@5oclockapron) on Jan 2, 2016 at 9:17am PST
Remember when we all decided that we needed a new piece of punctuation? Some sort of declaratory exclamation point that signalled towards delighted confusion and questioning surprise? Well, my friends, I think we've found it. Oh look, chicken! And foam? Oh f*&k, is that deep fried Mini Milk? What the @!"£>$^A photo posted by chefsofinstagram (@chefsofinstagram) on Jan 7, 2016 at 7:08pm PST
Ah, fuck it. If you can't, from time to time, chow down a dosa the size of a telegraph pole with the lads, wearing your favourite plaid shirt and cupping your hands over your genitals like footballers at a penalty shootout then frankly, you're not really eating at all. You're just surviving. You're just refuelling.The iconic Paper Dosa of Ramashray Picture by - @sanketj20. Location - Ramashray Follow @bottomsupmumbai and @Munchydessert DM us to get featured or use #MunchyMumbai #food #foodie #epic #foodgasm #foodlove #foodporn #foodblog #foodblogger #foodlover #foodieofmumbai #mumbai #mumbaifood A photo posted by MunchyMumbai™ (@munchymumbai) on Jan 7, 2016 at 10:47pm PST
"What's for dinner, Mum?" "I'm making your favourite." "Really? Lasagna and chips?" "No, darling. A raw quartered cabbage and giant gourd, washed down with a glass of cold air and a ceramic brassica for afters." "Woohoo! BEST. DAY. EVER."A photo posted by Adel Ferreira (@adel_ferreira) on Jan 8, 2016 at 1:56am PST
Up yours, January. I'm going to put my head in a giant, salted corn bucket and eat reconstituted pig arseholes covered in mustard. And there's sweet fuck all you can do about it.Hotdog at the Gabba #thegabba #theheat #brisbaneheat #hotdog A photo posted by BRISBANE FOOD BLOG (@guzzlengnaw) on Jan 8, 2016 at 1:54am PST