This all looks delicious until you realise that there's a giant fizzing aspirin dolloped into a mug of thin chicken gravy on the left hand side of the table. No wonder the watermelon has thrown itself into an SOS arrow away to safety.A photo posted by Food Inspirations (@foodie_inspirations) on Feb 2, 2017 at 3:33am PST
If you don't have access to some hand-foraged crustaceans and an open charcoal barbecue, why not simply throw a handful of garden snails at your nan's two-bar electric fire and crack the double glazing open a couple of inches? (Please don't do this. Or, if you do this, at least don't mention my name).A photo posted by A n n i e (@anniewong231) on Feb 2, 2017 at 3:30am PST
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I'll admit that this does look rather like one of the Magic Eye pictures Tom Dent hung on his bedroom wall after he'd got really into smoking purple haze and listening to a lot of Frank Zappa. Maybe if you tilt your head a little bit, a group of stallions will appear to come running out of the strawberries onto a foaming shoreline.A photo posted by ハニャコ (@hanyacoro) on Feb 2, 2017 at 3:33am PST
"Soon her eye fell on a little glass box that was lying under the table: she opened it, and found in it a very small pizza, on which the words 'EAT ME' were beautifully marked in pepperoni. 'Well, I'll eat it,' said Alice, 'and if it makes me grow larger, I can reach my friend's ridiculous straw hat; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can creep under her cushion and give her a wedgie.'"A photo posted by Food Talk (@foodtalkindia) on Jan 31, 2017 at 10:27pm PST
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Sometimes my longing for the sea becomes so strong it's actually like thirst, like hunger—like the need to sleep. And, sure, holding up a handful of slippery, fish-stinking weed like the lopped off ends of a particularly wet haircut of Jar Jar Binks isn't quite the same as swimming in the ocean under a full moon. But it's a good start.A photo posted by Remy Tattersall (@remytoadstool) on Feb 2, 2017 at 3:00am PST
This looks like a dog toy. Or a Fisher Price rubber ring. Or a Cath Kidston prostate massager. Or a Hello Kitty wedding ring. Or a Royal Dalton napkin ring. Whatever it is, it does not look edible.A photo posted by Polly (@pollykosheleva) on Feb 1, 2017 at 10:26pm PST
I see your dad's still got the shakes then? Still, I'm glad that he can take the time after a big night to whip up some breakfast. And that mam's spoon collection isn't going to waste. And that he's stopped trying to peel blueberries while listening to Steve Wright's "Sunday Love Songs." I do wish he'd stop eating coffee beans by the spoonful though. They don't make his hand eye coordination any better.A photo posted by Delicious Martha (@deliciousmartha) on Feb 2, 2017 at 1:13am PST
If you've never actually Googled "cervix" well, I've just saved you the bother.A photo posted by Iain Graham (@iaingrahamchef) on Feb 2, 2017 at 3:32am PST