Oh sure, this is definitely what my breakfast looked like. And I absolutely always eat breakfast with my beloved, hovering up a stepladder, staring down at some berry-smeared sheet music and a twin disc of white chocolate like I'm having an early morning out-of-body-experience. That's just the catalogue lifestyle I'm living. And if you pricks don't like it then you know where the filing cabinet full of bin juice and Shredded Wheat is, don't you?A photo posted by Laura López (@lauraponts) on Mar 17, 2016 at 12:28am PDT
It says quite a lot about this stage in my life that I can't decide if this looks like a massage table covered in sex toys or a freshly disinfected sink full of bath toys. That thing at the back also looks a lot like my favourite marble run from popular board game Mouse Trap.Gourmandise du jour Une boule de glace pour agrémenter tout cela et le bonheur est dans l'assiette! #pastry #patisserie #instapastry #pastrychef #bocuse #paulbocuse #collonges #foodporn #instafood #frenchfood #frenchcuisine #frenchchef #gastronomie #gastronomia #gastronomy #guidemichelin #3michelinstars #lesgrandestablesdumonde #lyon #onlylyon #igerslyon #france #instafrance A photo posted by Paul Bocuse (@paulbocuse_officiel) on Mar 17, 2016 at 4:30am PDT
A photo posted by LUKA WORKS (@lukaworks) on Mar 17, 2016 at 6:17am PDT
Now, what I think we're looking at here is a simple everyday case of an iced panettone just kicking back on the top of a metal suitcase surrounded by a couple of totally credible bottle tops. Just another example of that crazy, lazy metallic-business-cake-meeting-by-a-bin lyfe. Hardly even worth mentioning, really.Четвёртую ночь без сна. Кто-то ходит в парадной, за стеной звучит блюз. Довольно сложно сохранять прямоту спины и тишину комнаты печатая в темноте. Ещё сложнее сдержать слово и отыскать смелость, чтобы перебирать пальцами клавиши и оставлять на электронных листах слова. Печатать. Писать. В соседнем доме снова горит свет, в этом окне тоже не спят. Недавно пришёл конец февралю, а за ним случился март и добавил мне возраста. Подумаю об этом утром. Ребёнок вырос во взрослую дочь, В этом заслуга, а не вина. Дремлют со мной потолок и стена, Снова без сна всю ночь. A photo posted by Olesya Kuprin Photographer (@okuprin) on Mar 17, 2016 at 2:04am PDT
A photo posted by mattia (@mattiacinacchi) on Mar 17, 2016 at 6:16am PDT
Ha ha. Your peach buns look like tits, you idiot. Oh, that was intentional? Oh shit. Right. Sorry, yes. My mistake. Silly me.Peach buns #homemade #buns #top_food_of_instagram #yum #yummyinmytummy #yummy #foodpic #foodphotography #foodporn #instadessert #instafood #cuisine_captures #cuisine #mutfakgram #cafemutfak #happiness #liveauthentic #live A photo posted by Khing Wong (@khingwongofficial) on Mar 17, 2016 at 6:17am PDT
Frankly, I don't give two shiny shits what season it is if we get to eat like Henry VIII for a few more weeks. Daffodils can go blow a horn and the snowdrops can fizz for all I care (I'm joking Mother Nature, please don't take spring away from me again).A photo posted by Athena Calderone (@eyeswoon) on Mar 17, 2016 at 6:15am PDT
Holy shit, do you remember that video where Snoop Dogg literally rapped along to Katy Perry wearing a suit covered in sweets? This is the man who had to go to court accused of second-degree murder in the shooting dead of a gang member at a Palms park—in a suit covered in sweets. Anyway, at least now we know what happened to Katy Perry's merkin from the "California Gurls" shoot.@studiodiy, please come to my house and make me one of these for breakfast pretty, please?! @studiodiy #breakfast #stpatricksday A photo posted by Betsy Kennedy (@betsy_kennedy_) on Mar 17, 2016 at 5:53am PDT
I once went to a business talk given by the man who started Pret. Fuck knows why—I don't run a business and I rarely eat food from Pret. But I remember very clearly the moment he was asked the secret to Pret's success. Without a flicker of irony or a second to consider it he said: "Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise makes everything delicious." He's not wrong.A photo posted by Søren Gammelmark Photography (@gammelmarkphoto) on Mar 17, 2016 at 6:14am PDT