The Best Wearable Food Swag Gifts for 2016

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These kawaii AF phone covers protect your precious device and look like adorable tricked-out frosted cookies. Get you a case that can do both. ($40)

Because we all know navigating around the kitchen in skinny jeans is hellish, and sometimes it's just not appropriate to cook in your underwear. Like if you work in a restaurant. These are super-stretchy and ventilated all over, perfect for slaving over a hot stove safely. ($85)

A perfect apron for achieving ideal functionality and flyness. Washable washed cotton means that you can get messy in the kitchen without soiling your clothes or your apron. ($85)

Whether you're more of a high-top guy or are looking for something a little less punk, SFC's non-slip shoes will keep you sturdy in the kitchen but would look equally at home at the skate park. ($52.98–$64.98)

Cushioned, skid-free, and water-resistant sneakers that are perfect for kitchen use. One happy Amazon customer agrees—"I'd challenge anyone to a dish room deathmatch in 3 inches of water wearing these shoes." ($89.95)

Pintrill has a surprisingly wide range of food-related pins—from our favorite fruits (da butt peach) to . Now that we've seen these, it's safe to say that no outfit is complete without tiny enamel (prices vary)

Stay safe (or wasted as you wanna be) with this breathalyzer keychain that connects to your smartphone. It'll even call an Uber for you if you're above the BAC limit. Also, this makes for a fun bar trick. ($69.99)

If you're not ready to go full-Sean Brock with a sleeve or neck full of vegetable ink, you can start off easy with this set of temporary tats. Oh, and there's an eggplant, so choose your placement wisely. ($15 for a set of eight)

A sweet piece of bling for a culinary school grad, or maybe someone who just really fuckin' loves omakase. ($76)

This one's for your friend who won't stop talking about the time they out-ate you at Endless Shrimp on that dark day at Red Lobster. You won, OK?! ($81.63)