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Food

It's Friday, January 25, and Ketchup "Caviar" Exists Now

Plus, ways to both extend and shorten your lifespan, depending on your mood.
ketchup caviar jars
courtesy of Heinz Ketchup 

Welcome to Off-Menu, where we'll be rounding up all the food news and food-adjacent internet ephemera that delighted, fascinated, or infuriated us this morning.

News

Not News

The Japanese news outlet Sora News 24 invites you to "Grab a chocolate chili mustard hotdog at Salon du Chocolat this month!" I absolutely will not, and you cannot make me!!!

Something Nice

I don't understand this video at all but I know that I am a "Not Bones." Tag yourself.

Buy This Baguette

baguette wrist pad

via Amazon.com

Every part of my working posture is actively injuring my soon-to-be-aged-beyond-my-years body but I would gladly maintain proper wrist alignment with this doughy doodad. Hat tip to Philadelphia reporter Anna Orso for bringing it to my attention.