Fireball's Boxed Whiskey Is a Sign of the End Times
Can you even imagine the severity of hangovers that these boxes will induce this holiday season?
Thanks to the good folks at Fireball Cinnamon Whisky, party bros now have a new weapon with which to coerce people into drinking.
The cinnamon-infused whisky brand have now introduced the party equivalent of a double-barreled flamethrower. It's a 3.5-liter (or 120-ounce) box of Fireball equipped with not one, but two spouts from which you and a buddy can directly imbibe 33 percent ABV cinnamon booze, presumably to the shouts and applause of fellow partygoers.
That's right, exactly 60 shots of Fireball in one free-pour box. While the "Firebox" was released in October, it is just starting to gain steam on social media, with drinkers making full use of the double spouts.
Fireball has been disrupting the whiskey market for a while now, but they've gone from guns to missiles on this one, with super masculine slogans like "Your tailgate party just got real" and "Be the MVP your friends need with a #Firebox! #Winning." It sure is nice to see some 2012 Charlie Sheen nervous breakdown nostalgia with that #winning hashtag!
In essence, the Firebox takes all of the classiness of boxed wine and pumps it with 120 ounces of fire breathing testosterone. Can you even imagine the severity of hangovers that these boxes will induce this Holiday season?